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Lyrics:
Dear struggling student, when you read my book
it will suck your brains out with just a look!
It’s based on a thousand other books I’ve read
And I reference them all ’cause I am an academic writer
Academic writer!
I use the biggest words at my command
To make it difficult to understand
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volcanoconiosis now that is big but nothing for a writer
Academic writer!
Academic writeeeer (writer!) (writer…)
It’s got ten revisions give or take a few
Then another is out in a week or two!
I do this to add a couple more big words
And to empty your wallets cause I am a total pompous blighter
Academic writer!
If I wrote my book to be decipherable
Then the consequences would be terrible
You’d see that the book could be a quarter the length
But I wouldn’t make money the way I do if it was lighter
ACADEMIC WRITER!!!
Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer…)
Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer…)
Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer…)
Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer…)
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Everything in the song performed by myself using only the built-in microphone on my iMac, my cheap Jaw Harp, 93 pence in change and my own angelic voice. Edited in Garageband. (Then video edited in Final Cut.)
Duration : 0:2:20
Book Trailer for A. Lightbourne’s Space Trippers, Sci-fi adventure, series. For more details visit the author’s website: http://alightbourne.netau.net/
Here’s a slide show of vintage covers to Science Fiction paperback novels of the 50’s-70’s. The music is by Man or Astro-Man from their brilliant “EEVIAC” album. Enjoy!
Dear Sir or Madam,
Lis is really excited about the release of “Face of Betrayal” in paperback!
Now available in the trade paperback edition: New Bonus Chapter and Reading Group Guide, including Stephenie Meyer’s Annotated Playlist for the book.
Another look at a great box set from amazon for £24. Twilight Saga contains all 4 books! (Paperback)
How to print, bind and publish your own paperback book. You need a color or B&W printer, a hot-melt glue gun, a clamp, and a thermal binding device.
For 20 years Target published novelisations of Doctor Who television serials. For a long time the only way for many fans to relive their favourite adventures before the age of home video recorders and endless repeats on satellite channels.The books were not originally numbered until 1983. Books 1 – 73 were then numbered alphabetically and from book 74 onwards in order of publication.
Create adorable autumn decorations for your home or office simply by folding the pages of a paperback!