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Academic Writer (Paperback Writer parody)

admin — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:31:10 +0000

For mp3 and MUCH better video (with stereo sound) go to my site: http://magnulus.com/index.php?entry=entry071025-200221

Lyrics:
Dear struggling student, when you read my book
it will suck your brains out with just a look!
It’s based on a thousand other books I’ve read
And I reference them all ’cause I am an academic writer
Academic writer!

I use the biggest words at my command
To make it difficult to understand
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico-
volcanoconiosis now that is big but nothing for a writer
Academic writer!

Academic writeeeer (writer!) (writer…)

It’s got ten revisions give or take a few
Then another is out in a week or two!
I do this to add a couple more big words
And to empty your wallets cause I am a total pompous blighter
Academic writer!

If I wrote my book to be decipherable
Then the consequences would be terrible
You’d see that the book could be a quarter the length
But I wouldn’t make money the way I do if it was lighter
ACADEMIC WRITER!!!

Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer…)
Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer…)
Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer…)
Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer…)

For t-shirts and other cool stuff: http://www.cafepress.com/magnulus
(No, I still make no money off it, though a few people have been kind enough to help me lower my DEBT to cafepress lately. You’re awesome!)

Everything in the song performed by myself using only the built-in microphone on my iMac, my cheap Jaw Harp, 93 pence in change and my own angelic voice. Edited in Garageband. (Then video edited in Final Cut.)

Duration : 0:2:20

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Werner Herzog Reads Madeline

admin — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 16:44:18 +0000

German director of Bad Lieutenant, Grizzly Man, and Rescue Dawn reads and interprets the children’s classic Madeline. (NOTE: Not really Werner Herzog)

Duration : 0:4:26

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ecig – the cheapest electric cigarette online

admin — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 05:16:29 +0000

this is the cheapest ecig electric cigarette you’ll ever find online.

http://www.ecigreviewr.com/ecigshop

Duration : 0:3:24

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Worlds Stupidest Woman

admin — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 20:32:30 +0000

A Woman In A Christian Book Store Fails To Identify A Rather Popular Book. You Have Got To Hear To Believe!

Duration : 0:4:36

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Hot New Relationship Book Warns Women: ‘Wake Up! He’s A Shapeshifter’

admin — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 19:29:54 +0000

Bestselling author Craig Wheedon stops by Today NOW! to urge ladies to face the truth and dump the shapeshifter.

Duration : 0:2:51

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balancing 15 books on my head, reciting pi to the 100th digit, and solving a rubik’s cube.

admin — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 19:29:36 +0000

balancing 15 books on my head while reciting pi to the 100th digit and solving a rubik’s cube. oh yes.

Duration : 0:0:42

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TwerksRising: Worst Childrens Book Ever Reviewed

admin — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 18:30:19 +0000

Perhaps Terra was expecting The Great Gatsby or Catcher in the Rye? FYI, making fun of the Man in the Moons spelling and punctuation errors isn’t cool. Do you think they speak english on the moon? You are being racist. A space racist.

best book ever written perverted childrens book perverted children’s books perverted priest worst children’s books cool children’s books funny man punctuation best book ever perverted childrens book perverted children’s

Duration : 0:7:18

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Dogma Digital’s ‘Used Bookstore’, an American mockumentary

admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:32:13 +0000

Selected clips from comic webseries ‘Used Bookstore’, an American mockumentary film series produced by Dogma Digital in association with Rise in Might Studios, with episodes currently showing on MySpace (www.myspace.com/usedbookstoredocumentary) and YouTube. Check the latest musical artists song releases on Apple’s iTunes, at: http://www.actorschecklist.com/resources/itunes.php

Duration : 0:5:1

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The best of Black Books

admin — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 19:10:10 +0000

the best of season 2 and 3
All copyrighted material to their respective owners. Made for Fun not having a Profit

Duration : 0:6:1

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Cyanide & Happiness – Book

admin — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 06:56:09 +0000

Hey, remember books? We have one now. We also made our own advertisement. And here it is.

You can get the book on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Cyanide-Happiness-Kris-Wilson/dp/0061914797/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1260219813&sr=1-1

Or at Barnes & Noble:
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Cyanide-and-Happiness/Kris-Wilson/e/9780061914799/?itm=1&USRI=cyanide+and+happiness

…and other bookstores (just call the store and ask!)

Duration : 0:1:55

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