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Lyrics:
Dear struggling student, when you read my book
it will suck your brains out with just a look!
It’s based on a thousand other books I’ve read
And I reference them all ’cause I am an academic writer
Academic writer!
I use the biggest words at my command
To make it difficult to understand
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico-
volcanoconiosis now that is big but nothing for a writer
Academic writer!
Academic writeeeer (writer!) (writer…)
It’s got ten revisions give or take a few
Then another is out in a week or two!
I do this to add a couple more big words
And to empty your wallets cause I am a total pompous blighter
Academic writer!
If I wrote my book to be decipherable
Then the consequences would be terrible
You’d see that the book could be a quarter the length
But I wouldn’t make money the way I do if it was lighter
ACADEMIC WRITER!!!
Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer…)
Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer…)
Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer…)
Acadeeeeemic writer! (Academic writer…)
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Everything in the song performed by myself using only the built-in microphone on my iMac, my cheap Jaw Harp, 93 pence in change and my own angelic voice. Edited in Garageband. (Then video edited in Final Cut.)
Duration : 0:2:20
German director of Bad Lieutenant, Grizzly Man, and Rescue Dawn reads and interprets the children’s classic Madeline. (NOTE: Not really Werner Herzog)
this is the cheapest ecig electric cigarette you’ll ever find online.
A Woman In A Christian Book Store Fails To Identify A Rather Popular Book. You Have Got To Hear To Believe!
Bestselling author Craig Wheedon stops by Today NOW! to urge ladies to face the truth and dump the shapeshifter.
balancing 15 books on my head while reciting pi to the 100th digit and solving a rubik’s cube. oh yes.
Perhaps Terra was expecting The Great Gatsby or Catcher in the Rye? FYI, making fun of the Man in the Moons spelling and punctuation errors isn’t cool. Do you think they speak english on the moon? You are being racist. A space racist.
Selected clips from comic webseries ‘Used Bookstore’, an American mockumentary film series produced by Dogma Digital in association with Rise in Might Studios, with episodes currently showing on MySpace (www.myspace.com/usedbookstoredocumentary) and YouTube. Check the latest musical artists song releases on Apple’s iTunes, at: http://www.actorschecklist.com/resources/itunes.php
the best of season 2 and 3
Hey, remember books? We have one now. We also made our own advertisement. And here it is.