Teaches you about the bible – Baby got Book
oh my goodness
becky, look at her bible it is so big
she looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends
but who understands those preacher guys anyway
they only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, okay
i mean look at it, it’s just huge
bleh, it’s gross
she’s just so, righteous
i like big bibles and i cannot lie
you Christian brothers can’t deny
when a girl walks in with a KJV
and a bookmark in proverbs
you get stoked
got her name engraved
so you know that girl is saved
it looks like one of those large ones
with plenty of space in the margins
oh baby,i wanna read withca
cause your bibles got pictures
my minister tried to console me
but that book you got makes me so holy
ooh momma-mia
you say you want koinonia
well, bless me, bless me
and teach me about John Wesley
i saw her praying while i was DJing
she got grace..pretty face
she ain’t goin down to the bad place
i’m tired of heathen guy
sayin they like pocket-size
ask the average Christian to take a look
she’s gotta pack much book
so fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
has your girlfriend got the book (ooh yeah)
well read it (read it) read it (read it) read that holy book
baby got book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
baby got book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
i like ‘em leather and bound
it’s 50 pounds
i just can’t understand
how it is some weenie want the bible on CD
she wanna get you saved
Amen! double-up A-men!
i ain’t talkin about a paraphrase
cause Paul wouldn’t use those anyways
like ‘em real thick and red lettered
you can’t find nothin better
southpaw’s in love
bibles that big are unheard of
so i’m sittin here thinkin what if
i find me a girl that shows midriff
you can have those bimbos
i’ll keep those chicks that do devo’s
a word to the Christian sistas
i can’t resisit yall i’ll do God’s time witcha
but i gotta be straight when i say, i wanna pray
till the break of day
baby got it goin on like the wife in proverbs 31
we might get engaged
when we finished readin this page
cus it’s worn, and its torn
and i know this girls reborn
so ladies (yeah) ladies (yeah)
do wanna save people from Hades (yeah)
then red it till the paged fall out
even white preachers gotta shout
baby got book
(thompson chain with big red letters)
baby got book
yeah baby
when it comes to a good book
Stephen Kings resume just can’t compare
39+27= 66 books
and if you’re catholic..there’s even more
so your girlfriend quotes bill hybels
but does she got a big bible
cuz that little thing she’s got won’t start a revival
my bible study don’t want none unless you got book hun
..you can read clancy or grisham
but please don’t lose this book
some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that book’s too old
so they toss it and burn it
and i pull up quick to just learn it
so your girl like paperback? well i ain’t down with that
cuz my girlfriends hot, her bibles rockin
and shes got good doctrine
to the atheist chicks who try to dis
you ain’t it miss priss
give me a Christian, i’m insistin’
and i’ll great her with some holy kissin’
some pervert tried to chase
but he didn’t make it past first base
she’s quick to resist temptation
and she loves a new translation
so ladies who were lost and found
if you want the triple 6 thrown down
dial 1-800-reads-a-lot
and teach and those psalms
baby got book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
baby got book
(thompson chain with big red letters)
bible college knowledge but she still got book
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January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
i love this song so …
i love this song so much better than the reg version
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
hahahaha i love this
hahahaha i love this
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
cool
cool
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
ok, so that number …
ok, so that number u use in the end is a psycic hotline……
not good for promoting christ
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Even white prechers …
Even white prechers got to shout. Lovve it. XD
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
i’ve been breaking …
i’ve been breaking out into this version of the song for the longest time now and i’ve never actually SEEN this MV…i LOOOVE IT! you’ve all put a lot of effort into this and i love the meaning!
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
@irishdali he said …
@irishdali he said holy not horny
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
…Makes sense.
…Makes sense.
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
You do realize that …
You do realize that this is done by a church right? the “horny teenager” is a pastor…
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Nice video …
Nice video depicting a teenager trying to bang a bible girl, and singing about the size of her bible like it was her ass… smooooothhh…. “crack that book”
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
I love this video! …
I love this video! GOOD JOB!
“niv with a ribbion bookmark” ahhh gonna b stuck in my head all day!
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Hail Satan
Hail Satan
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
I Like This
I Like This
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
there is no god
there is no god
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
my teacher, priest, …
my teacher, priest, told me to see this… i love it
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
@SuperAldo94 then …
@SuperAldo94 then dont watch the vid
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Is there a hi def …
Is there a hi def version?
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Word
Word
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
im athiest….idc
im athiest….idc
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
This is a parody of …
This is a parody of lame christian music right? Or is it for real?
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
“And if you’re …
“And if you’re Catholic, there’s even more” Haha I’m Catholic and I love that part:)
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
yea
yea
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
stupid.
stupid.
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
You guys are going …
You guys are going to hell.
January 26th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
I hate that the guy …
I hate that the guy who tosses the bible into the dumpster has a Steelers shirt on … SteelerNation wouldn’t do that!